Song Description

Guy is bemused and baffled to find out that his ex-wife is a new relationship...with a woman. His discovery leads to a new love in his own life that affirms his own masculinity.

Lyrics

SURE DON'T LOOK LIKE NO GUY
Mary Haller

I guess that you must have been out at your lunch
When I stopped by your office today
But I saw a red rose in a vase by your phone
Right next to that gold picture frame
You and I were once in there, back when you had long hair
And you were my sweet blushing bride
Now there's a new face, a new loving embrace
And it sure don't look like no guy

You were wearing a T-shirt sayin' "I'm the one who yells Freebird"
Hers said, "Ask me to play"
You were holding a beer while she nibbled your ear
You had a big happy smile on your face
Now the reason you left me is startin' to get clearer
It wasn't like I didn't try
Guess you needed lovin' from a different kinda someone
And it sure don't look like no guy

Oh, all the nights I spent wonderin' why, why, why
But hey, at least now I can say that I'm the best man you'll have in your life

4-bar Instrumental
I don't know what to call her -- your girlfriend, your partner
Just glad you're not spending your time
With some brand new fella, hell no I ain't jealous
Cuz it sure don't look like no guy

As I left I saw Mary, your new secretary
Smilin' at me from her desk
Long blond hair hangin' down on her low-cut silk blouse
It was hard not to stare at her chest
As she painted her nails pink, she gave me a slow wink
My heart beatin' double-time
Cuz I know my type, and I know what I like
And it sure don't look like no guy

Oh, no more nights spent a-wonderin' why, why, why
Yeah, it was love at first sight, ain't it funny how life seems to turn out just right

2-bar Instrumental
Lucky you, lucky me, we both found us a she
Glad mine -- sure don't look like no guy