Song Description

A girl falls in love on the internet. When the two actually meet she's disappointed.

Lyrics

Internet Earl

I was lonely and tired of waiting for love,
I was done with the bars, and I prayed up above.
He's somewhere in Texas, why haven't we met?
And there you were on the Internet.

Chorus:
Internet Earl I'm your girl, Internet Earl you're my world!

The week was passing by but we couldn't meet yet.
You flew out to Vegas in the corporate jet.
You said you'd stay in touch on your laptop PC,
and every waking moment you'd think of me.

Chorus:
Internet Earl I?m your girl,
Internet Earl you?re my world!

Well, the days turned into weeks
and the conversation grew.
You sent blue mountain cards and a cyber rose, too.
I was losing my patience, had to meet you soon.
Hey, Earl, it's time for the rendezvous.

Chorus:
Internet Earl I'm your girl,
Internet Earl you're my world.

Next thing I heard it was golf in June.
That's it Earl, whatcha gonna do?
I'm living on line and dying on the vine.
So that night we met at the Dancing Spur Saloon!
Chorus:
We met on the net, our love was true.
I wanted to spend every day with you.
We met on the net, our love was true.
We loved each other till I saw you.

(Spoken) Shame on you Earl,
if that's even your real name.
You sure can fool a girl,
but I'm onto your game.
Tickets to Vegas, my eye!
And that woman at your trailer,
I don't believe she's your sister,
that's right!

Chorus:
We met on the net, our love was true.
I wanted to spend every day with you.
Internet Earl I was your girl,
Internet Earl you were my world.
We met on the net, our love was true.
We loved each other till I saw you,
we loved each other till I saw you!
Take this computer back, it just gets me into trouble!