Song Description
About online dating and the process of selection
| Song Length |
3:24 |
Genre |
Folk - Country, Folk - Country |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Sociable, Diplomatic |
Subject |
Searching for Love, General |
| Similar Artists |
Kenny Rogers |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
INTRO BRIDGE:
SHOPPING FOR A WOMAN ... GOT MY CHECKLIST... GOT MY CRITERIA
LOOKING NEAR LOOKING FAR EVERY CHURCH AND BAR IN CALIFORNIA
VERSE 1:
EACH DATE ... HAS TO PASS MY TEST
DON'T WE ALL ... DESERVE THE BEST?
NEED A NICE GIRL .. FORGET MAE WEST
WITHOUT A PARTNER, MY LIFE'S A MESS
VERSE 2:
ANALYZING .. THEIR POSITIVE TRAITS
LOOKING FOR .. RED FLAGS
CHECKING OUT .. ONLINE PROFILES
LOOKING FOR... RED FLAGS
CHORUS:
LIVES TOO FAR AWAY
RED FLAG
NO JOB
RED FLAG
TOO OLD, TOO COLD
TOO MOUTHY, TOO BOLD
TOO FAT, TOO DUMB
NO FUN, TOO MUCH RUM
RED FLAGS, RED FLAGS, RED FLAGS
VERSE 3:
NEED SOMETHING MORE... THAN A PAIR OF BREAST
HOW THEY ACT... HOW THEY DRESS
LIKE A LITTLE SPUNK ... A GIRL WITH SOME ZEST
WHERE TO FIND HER... IS ANYBODY'S GUESS
VERSE 4:
NOT TOO MUCH MAKEUP... LIKE A LITTLE LESS
LIKE A NICE BUTT... I MUST CONFESS
MUST LIKE TO LAUGH... BE FUN AND JEST
WHEN I ASK HER OUT... SHE BETTER SAY YES!
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