Lyrics

Having a discussion, lunchtime at the office
A colleague tells me I'm misguided
Gluten free organic, GMO-free low fat
That's the way I've got to try it, if I want to live a long time
that's the key, but I told him it don't matter much to me

CHORUS 1:
We're all dead anyway
So I'll live it up everyday
I'm going down to the bar
Then I'll drink it dry
Then I'll ask that girl out who's been with 50 guys
Who needs health anyway?
I ain't worried about it today
So supersize my Coke, supersize my fries
Clog up my arteries
But I'll show a smile when I die
I won't listen to what those do-gooders say
We're all dead anyway

The TVs on in my bedroom, I'm hit by infomercials
People telling me what I should do
Probiotics, safe sex, Omega 3s, and Crossfit
Extend your life and hold on to your youth
I don't know what comes next, I could be hit by a car
So Ima give in to whatever I desire

CHORUS 2:
We're all dead anyway
So I'll live it up everyday
Ima skip the gym, then do what I crave
I'll eat 17 pancakes at the breakfast buffet
Who needs health anyway?
I ain't worried about it today
I'll sleep in to 2, then I'll hit the beach
I'll scope out some girls, while I smoke some weed
I won't listen to what those do-gooders say
We're all dead anyway

Who knows how much time we got
Life's too short so I am not
Worried 'bout the little stuff
Just doin' all the things I love

CHORUS 3:
We're all dead anyway
So I'll live it up everyday
I'm going down to the bar
Then I'll drink it dry
Then I'll ask that girl out who's been with 50 guys
Who needs health anyway?
I ain't worried about it today
So supersize my Coke, supersize my fries
Ima have a heart attack
But I'll show a smile when I die
I won't listen to what those do-gooders say
We're all dead anyway