Song Description

a high-energy, cynical look at daing in your 20's.

Lyrics

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Written by DENNIS FALLON
Copyright 2000.
One day I was sitting, this girl walked by with leather pants she caught my eye and this here was a chance I thought worth taken
Now I tell you she looked so fine I said, ?how many flavors??
Said ?69? an immediately thereafter we departed
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she took me to her home sweet home, I was the dog, she had my bone, into her room I thought we were progressing
I looked into her deep brown eyes, said what?s your pleasure cutie pie, she spanked me, cuffed me, threw me down the stairs
AND so my story ends
Wait now gather round my friends
Time to tie up these loose ends
Possibly make some amends
BIT OFF MORE THAN I COULD CHEW
This next girl I must confess
Had a skintight, leopard print, real short dress-I took her home to my place for some spoonin.
I did my best Bob Dylan, said ?how does it feel?? she said, ?looks like soup but eats like a
meal? and I figured I?d ride this train till I got off.
Laid her down to take a rest, I bared my heart she bared her cheast and I said, ?Oh my god the milk truck has arrived!!?
I thought I finally made the dating scene, when the cops bust in, seems she was fifteen, and they hauled me off to jail to be a bitch
SEEMS there?s nothing I can do
Kind of in a sexual stew
And I got no choice but to
Bend over get the soap for you
BIT OFF MORE THAN I COULD CHEW

I went out partying Saturday nite
I saw this girl she looked alright
She said, come with me and you can watch me shake it
I watched her dance, oh what a blessing, lifted her shirt said, ?very refreshing- silicon valley ain?t got nothing on you, babe?
Looks disarmin?, oh so charmin? I made a reach she said, ?don?t squeeze the charmin, your wallet ain?t quite fat enough for that!?
She kissed me once, I bit her twice, took off her wig and said, ?PLAY NICE!?
her package and her plumbing didn?t quite match up!!
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