Lyrics

I want to be happy I don?t want to be depressed
but no matter how hard I think about it I still don?t feel like getting dressed
I know the key to happiness is the same as the key to success
But not being able to get my ass in gear is the reason I?m such a mess
I want to be strong I don?t want to be pathetic
But no matter which way I posture myself I still can?t seem to get it
I know the key to happiness is the same as the key to success
But not being able to get my ass in gear is the reason I?m such a mess
Oh what?s going to happen to me cause I know it?s up to myself
But who the hell put me in charge I?m completely under-qualified
There ain?t a single place to hide I?m terrified
And did I mention that my hands are tied?
I want to be terrific I don?t want to be a putz
But no matter how hard I want to shine I just don?t have the guts
I know the key to happiness is the same as the key to success
But not being able to get my ass in gear is the reason I?m such a mess
Oh yes, such a mess