Story Behind The Song
From the book EJJE AMORE
Song Description
Adult Punk Sex Song
| Song Length |
2:46 |
Genre |
Rock - Punk |
| Tempo |
Slow (71 - 90) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Anxious |
Subject |
Touching |
| Similar Artists |
Guns 'N Roses |
Language |
English |
| Era |
1980 - 1989 |
| |
Lyrics
Once upon a time I was lid
A limp incandescent dick
It was sad
Oh brother and sisters it was sad
Tried some potty trainin
Picked up one of those video sex tapes man that shit was hot
Then I decided
I think I'll masterbate
I tried havin sex with my girl friend
She said it just wouldn't prick
She said she was gonna dump me
I felt like a sad old dick
Tried some potty trainin
Picked up one of those video sex tapes man that shit was hot
Then I decided
I think I'll masterbate
I dropped by a sister
That I talked to a lot
She was practicing Kama Sutra
And man that shit was hot
Tried some potty trainin
Picked up one of those video sex tapes man that shit was hot
Then I decided
I think I'll masterbate