Lyrics

VERSE 1:
I've lost my keys
run out of coffee
my dog got fleas
bad flu has got me
my head feels heavy like a
fifty ton truck
boom a bang

I've hit a toe
got fresh pneumonia
my crib's so cold
I wanna phone ya
I shake n shiver freezin'
off my li'l butt
ding a dang

I tell...

CHORUS:
Don't give a monkey
I'm in for laughs
Don't give a monkey
when the shit hits the fan
Don't give a monkey
if my day goes freakin' funky
I can live'n give'n take
and lose it all
.. as long as I've got you

VERSE 2:
Back tax ain't fun
to mix with toothache
cockroaches run
here comes an earthquake
this ceilin's leakin'like an
Asian monsoon
yin o yang

My youth is gone
so is my whisky
that TV's done
the same, it flips me
my head rings louder
than a fifty ton bell
cling o clang

I tell ya..

CHORUS

BRIDGE:
If I would lose my red old SG
my stack of rockin' vinyls
my twangy little Tele
or tickets for the Final
I'd be fine and crack a smile

If I would total my new Harley
rip my best suede jacket.

CHORUS