Lyrics

Fifty-Cent Solution
© 2011 Lee Brovitz

Attracted to his swagger, six pack and his guns
He stuck a ring on her finger - Had her under his thumb
Soon the winds of change doled a devastating blow
Over his dead body, (said) he'd never let her go
The surefire way to grant him absolution
was to give it her best shot with the Fifty-Cent Solution

That silver-tongued devil blackmailed her heart of gold
Broke his Bourbon promise - then he broke her nose
He took the cold, hard facts and beat it in her head
When push came to shove, it was time to stop him dead
Guilty as charged with willful prosecution
Solemnly swear by the Fifty-Cent Solution

God-fearing woman prays for mercy with a bleeding heart Well versed in her vow, "til death do us part"

-solo-

They say life's too short - gonna get shorter
When making a change at the cost of two quarters
I rest my case for marriage dissolution
Kiss his assets goodbye - draw ur restitution
Payback's a bitch with the Fifty-Cent Solution

outro (ad libs)
Hey Joan where you goin' with that gun in your hand ?
// Payback's a bitch (spoken)