Lyrics

I'M CALLIN' THE SHOTS
© Kurt Hagan & Rand Bishop
VERSE 1
My dog won't come when he's called.
My brother never calls at all
My wife ain't made me a home-cooked meal
Since they built that brand new mall
My boss don't seem to know my name
Unless he needs someone to take the blame
My morning paper don't arrive on my driveway
'Til I get home at the end of the day
I only get the respect I deserve
Sittin' on this old barstool gettin' served
And the drinks keep comin' cause here what I say goes
CHORUS
I'm callin' the shots
I'm in control
I get what I want, no I never hear "no" at this watering hole
I'm king for a night
Right back on top
So pour me some more of what I came here for
I'm callin' the shots
VERSE 2
I can flirt with all the girls I meet
Smoke a stogie and put up my feet
Order plates of wings so hot they sting
And no one moans about the mess I leave
Somebody else takes out the trash
And there's nobody naggin' me to cut the grass
I'm lord of this no-hassle castle everybody knows
CHORUS
TAG
I'm callin' the shots
Right back on top
Yeah they're treatin' me right
Call me king for a night
I'm callin' the shots

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