Song Description

punks get old someday

Lyrics

Looked in the mirror today
Can't believe what was there
A pot bellied alien
With receding hair
Oh my God what happened to me

Went to the local dive
Saw a girl check me out
Went up to talk to her
That's when I heard her shout
Oh my God I thought you were my dad

Where did it all go wrong
This wasn't meant to be
A midlife tragedy
Please tell me it's a dream
And not reality
Cause I don't understand
Who is this old man?

Turned on the radio
Heard my favorite song
Wait what the hell is this?
Something's wrong
Oh my God they sampled "Train in Vain"

Where did it all go wrong
This wasn't meant to be
A midlife tragedy
Please tell me it's a dream
And not reality
Cause I don't understand
I don't understand

I used to be the man
I used to be the man

Standing in the pouring rain
Saw my exgirlfriend
She's got three kids at home
And a brand new Benz
Oh my God what happened to me?


Where did it all go wrong
This wasn't meant to me
A midlife tragedy
Please tell me it's a dream
And not reality
This can't be happening

Where did it all go wrong
This wasn't meant to me
A midlife tragedy
Please tell me it's a dream
And not reality
Cause I don't understand
I don't understand
Who the hell is this old man?