Song Description
This is a funny song about every single man I know. We all know they do it. :)
| Song Length |
3:57 |
Genre |
Rock - General |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Subject |
Comedy, Funny |
Language |
English |
Lyrics
It?s a lonely weekend night, I?m all alone again
At least I have my hairy pole ? he?s my best friend
Well he?s always been there from the start
Never seems to mind my farts
He loves the taste of vaseline
He loves it when I rub him clean
But you thing that I?m weird, or some kind of queer
Well listen here...
I?m just your average guy ? yeah I?m just a...
Meat Junkie, yeah I?m a Meat Junkie
I like to squirt in my hand
Doesn?t mean I?m not a man ? I?m just a...
Meat Junkie, yeah I?m a Meat Junkie
I like to squirt in my hand
Cause that feeling drives me crazy
All I need is my towel baby
Well his name is Mr. Stumpy, his breath smells like piss
I like to take him out at night and cram him in my fist
Mr Stumpy likes K&Y, cause the fumes get him high
On my stomach ? on my chest,
Steamy loads that I like best
But you thing that I?m weird, or some kind of queer
Well listen here...
I?m just your average guy ? yeah I?m just a...
Meat Junkie, yeah I?m a Meat Junkie
I like to squirt in my hand
Doesn?t mean I?m not a man ? I?m just a...
Meat Junkie, yeah I?m a Meat Junkie
I like to squirt in my hand
Cause that feeling drives me crazy
All I need is my towel baby
But cha think that I'm weird...