Lyrics

FIRST CHORUS
WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR THE BEER
WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR THE BEER HEAR,HEAR
WE MIGHT END UP ON OUR EAR
OR GET THROWN OUT ON OUR REAR
BUT WE WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR
WE USED TO COME FOR THE BAND
COME AND GIVE 'EM ALL A HAND HAND HAND
BUT THE SINGER USED TO SNEER
PLAYED SO LOUD WE COULDN'T HEAR
SO NOW WE'RE HERE FOR THE BEER

SOME GUYS COME TO DANCE
SOME TO MAKE ROMANCE
SOME TO SEE WHAT DEALS ARE GOING ROUND
SOME JUST COME TO TALK WHILE OTHERS LIKE TO WALK
DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN
ON THE OTHER HAND WE JUST LIKE TO STAND
JUST AS CLOSE AS WE CAN TO THE BAR
WE'VE NOTHING TO PROVE WE JUST DON'T LIKE TO MOVE
AND AT LEAST YOU'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE

SECOND CHORUS

YEAH WE ARE HERE FOR THE BEER
WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR THE BEER HEAR HEAR
WE MIGHT END UP ON OUR EAR
OR GET THROWN OUT ON OUR REAR
BUT WE WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR
DON'T TRY TO TEMPT US WITH RUM
THAT'S NOT THE REASON WE'VE COME HO HUM
THERE'S JUST ONE THING MAKES US CHEER
MAKES US GRIN FROM EAR TO EAR
WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR THE BEER

SOME GUYS LIKE TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL ON THE BOX
OTHER FELLA'S LIKE A GAME OF POOL
SOME WILL SIT AND THINK WHILE WE JUST SIT AND DRINK
AND WATCH WHILE OTHERS TRY AND ACT THE FOOL
ALMOST EVERY NIGHT THERE'S THOSE THAT LIKE TO FIGHT
SOME FOLKS REALLY HAVEN'T ANY CLASS
BUNCHING UP YOUR FIST
JUST SHOWS YOU'RE GETTING PISSED
AND MAKES IT AWFUL HARD TO HOLD A GLASS

THIRD CHORUS
WHEN YOU ARE HERE FOR THE BEER
WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR THE BEER HEAR HEAR
WE MIGHT END UP ON OUR EAR
OR GET THROWN OUT ON OUR REAR
BUT WE WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR
WE DON'T LIKE WHISKY OR GIN
THAT'S NOT WHAT BRINGS US ALL IN, IN, IN
WE WON'T GET MORBID OR DREAR
BUT YOU MIGHT HEAR US CHEER
'COS WE ARE HERE FOR THE BEER