Song Description

Funny song about losing your memory as you get older.

Lyrics

I'm losing what's left of my mind.
It's getting harder and harder to find.
My brain's in a fog, it won't seem to jog,
It's straggling far behind.

When I was a kid, I was sharp as a tack,
But the bubble has suddenly popped
I can't remember when all this began,
But my memory has started to stop.

I'm losing what's left of my mind,
Did I tell you 'bout the time
I went out one night to pick up my wife,
Came back with a bottle of wine.
When I got home, she called on the phone,
Shouted something obscene,
I said "Calm down, my dear,
I've been waiting right here,
Where the hell have you been?"

I'm losing what's left of the rest of my mind,
And so are a lot of my friends.
I'm losing what's left of the rest of my mind.
Did I just say that again?
I think from now on, I'll write everything down,
That way I won't have to fret,
And as I grow older, if I can't remember
At least I'll have less to forget.