Lyrics

[spoken] ?News flash gentlemen: We got the tits! You?ve
lost the game. Final score: two-zero?

We own the toys (for big girls & boys), so we make the rules
And we can do anything we want with you poor fools.
We hold the cards and we got the luck
'Cause we know all you really want to do is (fu?)talk.
We got legs and hips and asses, and sweet lips and long eyelashes
And at the top of your short list
We got the tits!

We'll buy the clothes and you pay the bill
And because of these, when I say "Please!", I know you will.
We got the guns pointin' at you
You're just a simple unarmed man what can you do.
We got legs and hips and asses, and sweet lips and long eyelashes
But at the top of your short list
We got the tits!

We got big, we got small
Sad but true, we own 'em all
In a dizzying array of shapes and colors.
So a girl does what she can
In this complicated world of men
I know it seems unfair, but I think we've got you by...the balls.

We got the boobs, we got the bazoons
We got a rack, we got it stacked, and we call the tune.
We got the breasts, we got the mounds
We got the only, genuine source, that you've ever found
We got the tits, we got the tits, we got the tits...[cont.vamp]

[spoken]

We?ve got head-turners capable of inflicting involuntary whiplash on the hapless male victim.

We?ve got the tits and we?re flaunting them. It?s all about cleavage!

We?ve got the secret weapon...and now we?ve got the Wonder Bra.