I Only Get Drunk On Beer

Song Description

A country song about drinking beer and having a good time. No wine, no fancy drinks, just a song about a redneck boy who loves his beer and nothing else.

Song Length 3:15 Genre Country - Rock, Country - Rock
Tempo Medium Slow (91 - 110) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood In High Spirits, Cool Subject Alchohol, Beer, Wine, Party
Similar Artists Toby Keith, Zac Brown Band Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Now I know there's a hundred ways that you can get tanked

You can suck down that whiskey or your cheap Tanqueray

But who has two thumbs and likes to cut to the chase?

It's this guy right here who's gonna down a beer case



I cozy up to the bar and get my PBR

It trickles down my throat just like a slide guitar

There ain't no thing I'd rather drink my dear

I only get drunk on beer...I only get drunk on beer



Well, in an age of all these here intellectuals

I'm far from being your hip metrosexual

Those guys can take their 94-point wine

And stick it right up there where the sun don't shine



I cozy up to the bar and get my PBR

It trickles down my throat just like a slide guitar

The Yankee folk might think it's weird

But I only get drunk on beer...I only get drunk on beer...woooo!



Margaritas, Sangria, mojitos are nice

If you like your libations with sugar and spice

Martinis and cosmos might get the job done

But you'll get twice the buzz with half as much fun



Well, honey, you oughta know if it's me you're lookin' to meet

That the only friends I need are Hops, Barley, and Wheat

But if you're in the mood to crack open a brew, then...

Darlin', all I gotta say is "I Salute You"!



Let's cozy up to the bar and get a PBR

It slithers down our throat just like a slide guitar

So now you all know I hope I've made it clear that

I only get drunk on beer, I only get drunk on beer

I only get drunk on (I only get drunk on)

I only get drunk on beer...

Lyrics Joe Colledge Music Joe Colledge
Producer Joe Colledge Performance Joe Colledge, Bruce Gatewood, Pat Bautz, Tom Hammer, Christian Howes
Label OMS Records

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