Song Description
A country song about drinking beer and having a good time. No wine, no fancy drinks, just a song about a redneck boy who loves his beer and nothing else.
Song Length |
3:15 |
Genre |
Country - Rock, Country - Rock |
Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
In High Spirits, Cool |
Subject |
Alchohol, Beer, Wine, Party |
Similar Artists |
Toby Keith, Zac Brown Band |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Now I know there's a hundred ways that you can get tanked
You can suck down that whiskey or your cheap Tanqueray
But who has two thumbs and likes to cut to the chase?
It's this guy right here who's gonna down a beer case
I cozy up to the bar and get my PBR
It trickles down my throat just like a slide guitar
There ain't no thing I'd rather drink my dear
I only get drunk on beer...I only get drunk on beer
Well, in an age of all these here intellectuals
I'm far from being your hip metrosexual
Those guys can take their 94-point wine
And stick it right up there where the sun don't shine
I cozy up to the bar and get my PBR
It trickles down my throat just like a slide guitar
The Yankee folk might think it's weird
But I only get drunk on beer...I only get drunk on beer...woooo!
Margaritas, Sangria, mojitos are nice
If you like your libations with sugar and spice
Martinis and cosmos might get the job done
But you'll get twice the buzz with half as much fun
Well, honey, you oughta know if it's me you're lookin' to meet
That the only friends I need are Hops, Barley, and Wheat
But if you're in the mood to crack open a brew, then...
Darlin', all I gotta say is "I Salute You"!
Let's cozy up to the bar and get a PBR
It slithers down our throat just like a slide guitar
So now you all know I hope I've made it clear that
I only get drunk on beer, I only get drunk on beer
I only get drunk on (I only get drunk on)
I only get drunk on beer...