Lyrics

He?s ugly
An ugly guy
But everything about him is just perfect, when you shut your eyes
And ugly all the while
?Cause your friends would be offended, if you turned up open-ended
With a lover just a little out of style

You told him
You really did
You laid it on the table with a glass of Chardonnay
You shut the door
Just like a little kid
You took to wearing baggy clothes and chose a new café
Admit that your display was rather vile
With your half assed smile
Your half assed smile

And so, big freaking deal (so big fucking deal)
You pissed and moaned for hours about how hard it is to meet somebody real
And then you do
But you can?t rise above that Barbie condescension
Oh, that less than good intention
Bound to reach the bottom of the pile
With your half assed smile
Your half assed smile
Your half assed smile

He?s ugly
Well so are you
You stroll around the Mission with some wild and superficial attitude
And what?s become if him?
Last I heard he shaved his head and moved to Mexico
Down south where the tourists grow
He?s selling pretty pictures all the while
Of your half assed smile
Your half assed smile

Andy Kravitz ? drums, tambourine, homing beacon
Jesse ? vocals, piano, hammond, conn minuet
Scott Bricklin ? bass and electric guitars
Produced by Andy Kravitz
copyright 2003 Dyenada