Song Description

An upbeat pop-rock jem with very clever lyrics and great hooks.

Lyrics

Vernon's in his mobile home like a Buddha on the floor
With his oriental rugs and rows of books across the wall
He's the king of conversation he'll crawl deep beneath your skin
'Till the only thoughts you have will have you thinking just like him

The cheshire cat the Mona's smile he wants to be your friend
But your led into your box the moment your invited in
Three cheers for the causes though he hasn't got a plan
Tell me where does freedom find the freedom to begin

Meet the parasitic Mr. Payne time's up lets kill the tumor
Can't you crawl inside a bottle maybe find your sense of humor
Take your playbook and your tirades go your stinking up the place
Would it kill you to dethrone yourself and join the human race

Now you've really gone and done it you brought in the whole brigade
Dragging with you screaming minions never wanted to be saved
You never listen never listen you never did it's nothing new
Well you rule the universe wait.... The universe is you

Now we're coming up to find you better get your story straight
Better get your things together don't forget to lock your gate
Don't forget your comforts either when you flee your new nirvana
It's a drag to live with what you've made and even you don't want to

Meet the Parasitic Mr. Payne time's up lets kill the tumor
Can't you crawl inside a bottle maybe find your sense of humor
Take your playbook and your tirades go you're stinking up the place
Would it kill you to dethrone yourself and join the human race