Song Description

Man compares good and bad about himself to similarities of buying a car

Lyrics

Verse 1

Comin? home late again
Feelin? like I?ve taken it on the chin
All so I can avoid that welfare line

Must be some kind of misguided pride
Barely bringin? home enough to feed my bride
But she thinks that we?re getting on just fine

Pre-chorus 1

She ain?t measurin? what?s in my paycheck
Or that my tan line stops at my red neck
The part that she likes best is where I?m head over heels

Chorus 1

I ain?t the deluxe model ? not option-loaded
A little high maintenance, slightly outmoded
Just tryin? to make sure the good points outweigh the bad

I?m just the basic option ? take ?it or leave ?it
But she still chose me ? I can?t believe it
She says with all that she gets, she thinks I?m a steal

It?s a package deal


Verse 2

Look at her, she never stops doin?
In between diapers keepin? supper stewin?
And still she finds the time to let me know I?m her man
She could use a little more sleep
She says I give her strength ? man, it?s hard to believe
Sometimes I barely have enough for just me

Pre-chorus 2

She ain?t worried about wear and tear
When she needs me the most, she knows I?ll be there
?Cause she knows she?s got a lifetime guarantee

Chorus 2

I ain?t the deluxe model ? not option-loaded
A little high maintenance, slightly outmoded
Just tryin? to make sure the good points outweigh the bad

I?m just the basic option ? take ?it or leave ?it
But she still chose me ? I still can?t believe it
She says with all that she gets, she thinks I?m a steal

It?s a package deal