Song Description
FUNNY SONG ABOUT MONEY
| Song Length |
2:50 |
Genre |
Blues - General |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Affable |
Subject |
Money |
| Similar Artists |
Ray Charles |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
GOT TO PAY MY PHONE BILL
GOT TO PAY MY RENT
BUT ALL MY MONEY'S GONE ANS SPENT
DON'T KNOW WHERE IT WENT
IF I COULD JUST MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY
THAN I COULD GO TO A PLACE THAT IS SUNNY
AND I WOULD BUY A BIG BOTTLE OF BABY OIL
AND I WOULD RUB IT ALL OVER MY TUMMY
I'D BUY A NICE BIG BOWL OF ICE CREAM
AND I WOULD SIT THERE AND WATCH IT MELT
THEN I WOULD OPEN UP ANOTHER BOTTLE OF BEER
IF I COULD JUST REACH MY UTILITY BELT
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE I'M GONNA GET WHAT'S MINE
IF GOD COULD GRANT ME JUST THIS LITTLE WISH
IF I COULD ONLY BE RICH
IF I COULD JUST MAKE A COUPLE OF DOLLARS
THAN I COULD FINALLY LOOSEN UP MY COLLAR
AND I COULD BUY MYSELF A PRIVATE JET
PUT MY FEET UP AND SMOKE MY CIGARETTES
I'M SO DAMN CLOSE TO THE DEAL
I'M A FRENCH FRY SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL
AND BELEIVE ME WHEN I GET IT DONE
YOU KNOW THAT I'M GONNA HAVE A WHOLE LOTTA FUN
WOMEN WILL LOVE ME FOR MY MONEY
LAUGH AT MY JOKES WHEN THEY'RE NOT FUNNY
I'M THINKIN ONE DAY SHE COULD BE MY BITCH
IF I COULD ONLY BE RICH
SO SHUT UP,STOP, DON'T TALK FOR A MINUTE
GOT MY FANTASY GOIN AND I DON'T WANT YOU IN IT
IF I COULD ONLY BE RICH