Song Description

High drama anthem channeling women's revenge fantasies. A titilating and funny tale of seduction, revenge and culinary PUNishment.

Lyrics

There' s a party heating up.
It'll spread from coast to coast.
Come on in, right this way
you're just in time for a toast.

We're getting pretty cocky.
We're not afraid to boast
about our very special party
called the FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST.

Old Sampson got off easy.
He only lost his hair--
Latter-day Delilahs use our scissors every where.

Heard there's no such thing as free lunch?
I think you are about to pay.
It's all arranged,
the tables set--
we'll dine on you today.

For years we've tried to ...."KETCHUP?"
Can you take the heat?
This banquet we will ...."RELISH?"
Revenge will taste so sweet...at the

(CHORUS)
FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST
FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST
its lots of fun, bring your own buns
to the FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST

FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST
FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST
welcome to the party
FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST

See the Total-Dominatrix Doll
Fixin' up her Barbie food
Everybody come, join the fun
watch Ken get Barbie-Qed!

You're beautiful when you're cookin'.
Stop!....you're givin' me a thrill
'cause there's nothin' like the feeling
when BOY...MEETS...GRILL ...at the

FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST
FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST
lots of fun, everyone come
to the FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST

(instrumental) "more organ?", "yes please"

The pendulum's a cleaver
swingin' fast the other way.
I think if I were in your shorts
I'd run or become gay.

You might like us as virgins.
You might think we're all whores.
But don't look now.
We're comin' out ....
CLOSET CARNIVORES....at the

FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST
FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST
FEMINIST WEENIE ROAST
no ordinary party.....