Story Behind The Song
I ORIGINALLY LOST 72 POUNDS..
Song Description
ONE DAY WHILE TAKING THE GROCERIES OUT OF THE SACK I NOTICED EVERYTHING IN THE BAG HAD THE SAME IRRITATING LITTLE PHRAZE.....NOTICING THAT I WASN'T THERE WAS REALLY ONLY ONE CONCLUSION...HENCE THE TITTLE
| Song Length |
3:28 |
Genre |
Country - Alternative, Spoken Word - Humor |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Mixed Vocals |
| Mood |
Cheerful, Distressed |
Subject |
Fat, Disgust |
| Similar Artists |
Arlo Guthrie, Jim Croce |
Language |
English |
| Era |
1970 - 1979 |
| |
Lyrics
FAT FREE HOT DOGS, FAT FREE CHEESE,
STONE GROUND BUNNS WITH FRESH SESSAMIES
A KOSHER PICKLE WITH GENSING TEA
WHY'S EVERYTHING FAT FREE BUT ME
WE GOT TURKEY BURGERS ON BAKED PITA BREAD
LIGHT MAYONAISE HALF A LETTUCE HEAD
SKIM MILK AND FIBER IS ALL I EAT
CAUSE EVERYTHINGS FAT FREE BUT ME
[BRIDGE] (SKINNY)
HEAVILY BLENDED SLIM FAST SHAKES
A DARN QUICK LUNCH IS WHAT THAT MAKES
(MULTI)
A NUTRIGRAIN BAR THAT TASTES LIKE A TREE
AND EVERYTHINGS FAT FREE BUT ME
[CHORUS]
I'M ON A DIET THAT LASTS FOREVER
GOD'S PAYIN' ME BACK FOR BEIN TO DARN CLEVER
LEMON WATER WITH A SPINACH SALAD
WHOLE WHEAT CRUTONS WITH MY SOULFUL BALLAD
WE GOT CHICKEN AND TURKEY AND BAKED WHITE TROUT
WE'RE LEAVIN' ALL THE FAT AND COLESTERAL OUT
WE'RE THIN AND UNHAPPY SMILIN' HUNGERINGLY
EVERYTHINGS FAT FREE BUT ME
WE GOT TWO THIGH MASTERS AND A SOLO FLEX
READY TO BUY WHATEVER COMES OUT NEXT
SWEATIN' TO THE OLDIES JANE FONDA'S ON T V
AND EVERYTHINGS FAT FREE BUT ME
[CHORUS]
(RED DIET)
ACCUTRIM CAPSULS , HOMEMADE VEGETABLE JUICE
THEY SAY THE LESS YOU EAT THE MORE YOU LOSE
LOKKIN' IN THE MIRROR THE ONLY THING I SEE
IS THAT EVERYTHINGS FAT FREE BUT ME