Story Behind The Song

cats sometimes have an agenda on the computer

Song Description

cat has plans to use the computer

Lyrics

Cat on the Computer
Words and Music by Daniel Curzon
( a novelty)
VERSE 1:
I'm sending out an order, and I'm doing it right now.
Would you care to have me show you how?
This order, if I'm lucky, should last me several days.
It's for jigglies, catnip mice, bubbles, and some very fine pate's!
CHORUS:
Meow! Meow! Meow!
Meow! Meow! Meow!
I'm a cat on the computer.
I ask you what could be cuter!
Do you fancy what you see?
Why not?
I'm hot.
I'm precious as precious can be.
Just don't look too closely at me
Naughty old me!

VERSE 2:
There's more to what I'm doing and what it is I'm writing.
It is chic, scrumptious, and exciting.
As I click and poke and frolic among the keys.
There are many raw and heartfelt poems about my fleas!

Repeat Chorus

VERSE 3:
When you are not looking, I have an even deeper side;
Videos of my cooking, though they are decried.
They are utterly enthralling -- afraid I have to boast.
I have a 'friend' in Kazakhstan who loves my every post!

Repeat Chorus

VERSE 4:
Other postings that I do are said to be mysterious.
But from my point of view they are always serious.
A dozen of them have been miserably forlorn.
Some deeply religious, some litigious, and one or two are porn!!

Repeat Chorus

Ending:
Meow! Meow! Meow!
Meow! Meow! Meow!
Meow! Meow! Meow!
HISS (sound)

Meow.
. . . Caio!