Song Description
Guy falls for a sex chat line worker and can't undnerstand why the feelings aren't mutual.
| Song Length |
3:29 |
Genre |
Country - Alternative, Country - Honky Tonk |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Troubled, Uptight |
Subject |
Dysfunctional Relations, Long |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Dashboard Jesus ? Howard Kroeger
The other day I was thinking about
Trying something crazy something new
So I got up the nerve and I put in a call
And started talking to you
We stated whispering ?bout this we started laughing about that
Before we knew it we became more than friends
And after I maxed out my credit card
I couldn?t wait to do it over again
Chorus
BUT MY PLASTIC JESUS ON MY DASHBOARD
IS STARING ME AT ME RIGHT IN THE EYE
HE?S SAYING,
?BOY, YOU BETTER GET OVER IT. YOUR JUST NOT HER TYPE OF GUY.
YOU?VE BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH OF THA.T T.V.
JERRY SPRING IS BAD FOR YOUR SOUL.
YOU?RE CROSSING OVER TO THE TRASHY SIDE
AND THAT?S ONE PLACE YOU DON?T WANT TO GO.
Some of those things that we talked about
I never shared with anybody before
And I?ve got to admit ?well I was nervous at first
But you relaxed me like never before
So how come now when I call you
I get a different voice on the line.
I am desperately seeking your affection
I think about you all the time now.
Chorus
BUT MY PLASTIC JESUS ON MY DASHBOARD
IS STARING ME RIGHT IN THE EYES
HE?S SAYING ?BOY, YOU BETTER GET OVER IT. YOUR JUST NOT HER TYPE OF GUY.
Solo
BUT MY PLASTIC JESUS ON MY DASHBOARD
IS STARING ME AT ME RIGHT IN THE EYE
HE?S SAYING,
?BOY, YOU BETTER GET OVER IT. YOUR JUST NOT HER TYPE OF GUY.
YOU?VE BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH OF THA.T T.V.
JERRY SPRING IS BAD FOR YOUR SOUL.
YOU?RE CROSSING OVER TO THE TRASHY SIDE
AND THAT?S ONE PLACE YOU DON?T WANT TO GO.
YOU?RE CROSSING OVER TO THE TRASHY SIDE
AND THAT?S ONE PLACE YOU DON?T WANT TO GO.
c 2006 Howard Kroeger