Lyrics

One less reason
Words and Music by: Herschel Gelfand
4330 Hillcrest Dr. #1009, Hollywood, Fl. 33021
954-961-0141
Copyright Herschel Gelfand, 2005
Hey Baby, whose been foolin? who?
What?cha tryin? to prove?
With that sweet sounding? stud talking trash?
Don?t write a check your mouth can?t cash.
We?re making love, sporadically.
You bringin? the tank home half empty.
Honey I got some news.
These lips aint gonna sing no blues.
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And that?s one less reason to want you, forever. (Darlin? don?t ya see)
We were such lovers.
Now take a number, and step own back.
There?s a man on deck, ?nother at bat.
Don?t choke while you chew on that.
Cuz sugar the time will come when you think of me, someday.
And call out my name.

Just maybe, ya thought I wouldn?t see ya.
High fivin? your friends, bad idea.
Get out your crayons and color me gone,
Look me up on School o? Hard Knocks.com
When did you start wearing perfume,
And planning those secret rendezvous in the next room?
But it wont mess with my head, plenty o? back door men gonna mess up my bed.
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Guess that?s one less reason to need you, forever. (Darlin? I could see)
You were a keeper, couldn?t love ya any deeper.
Now take a hike, save my reputation and get on with my life.
You swore that someday you would make me your wife.
That?s something? to tell your friends ?bout the one that got away.
Then whisper my name.
How I loved those bedroom eyes didn?t realize all the time you been playing me for a fool.
I?m investigatin a variation of the Golden Rule?Do unto others as I am doing you.
Now I have womanly needs.
You best be acceptin the consequences that cheatin? breeds
So don?t go thinking that I?m down for the count,
I?m here to clarify and remove all doubt.
I got one less reason for tryin? to grab your eggs and do some fryin?.
Ill leave it all behind me with a nice little scar to remind me.
That you?re a joke. My prides a little hurt but my heart aint broke. Here?s something I?m about to quote??any man who says ?I do? just might mean he don?t. Something to think about, cuz baby there aint no doubt. Yeah.