Lyrics

Hi Score!
Headshot!
Kill streak!
Pwning!
noobs like you!
Johnny skipped school for the arcade
no video game that he hasn't played
no job, no kids, no wife, no chores
in life his only goal, achieve the highest score
His parents basement's where he thrives
the only place he's in control
a trophy case built in his mind
accomplishments of a life all virtual!
Fast forward now he's 22
Sponsored by IGN and Code Red Mountain Dew
Parents pretend they used to care
how they love little johnny boy cause he's a millionaire
He'd been a loser all his life
Now he gets paid for pwning noobs
and if he keeps playing things right
maybe tonight he'll get to touch his very first ....
MOM I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK WHEN I'M IN MY ROOM!
His parents basement's where he thrives
his old career left at the door
He sure could use an extra life
Turned pro at 18 but retired at 24!