Song Description
A short examination of the differences between men and woman.
| Song Length |
3:52 |
Genre |
Pop - Easy Listening, Country - Contemporary |
| Lead Vocal |
Duet Male/Female |
Mood |
Content |
| Subject |
Happiness |
Similar Artists |
Michael Buble |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
LETTUCE AND TOMATOES - apple pie and beer -somethings go together - some things you wont go near. Let us be toghether - let us never part. Lettuce and tomatoes - in the salad of my heart.
People they say of the female persuasion - have often been known to upset the equation. What really is simple - just you and just me - can suddenly turn into world war three. Folks who subscribe to the femine gender - will often give up - but will never surrender. You may think you've won - that victory is yours - but it's only time out - then it's back to the wars.
CHORUS: LETTUCE AND TOMATOES ...
Woman are sweet and woman are nice - someone once said - just like sugar and spice - but I've had my share and take it from me - woman are more like TNT. Sometimes it's up and sometimes it's down - and sometimes this old head just goes spinning around. But it I Had my choice of what was to be - what I'd want is for you to be here next to me.
CHORUS :
female part: Let's talk of men of the chauvinist kind. I'd like to give them all a piece of my mind. They think there so great with their testosterone - so how come there afraid to pick up the phone? Snakes and snails and puppy dog tails - are what will eventually turn into males - and if that's all there is - the best we can do - I guess I'll just have to settle for you.