Story Behind The Song

I'm about a 20 handicap...'nuff said!

Song Description

funny songs about bad golf

Lyrics

Verse 1
You tee it up and it goes left, they call that one a hook
If you hit to the right its called a slice and you end up in a brook
But if you hit straight and perfect and it lands on fairway sod
Its not a hook or a slice or a fade or a draw its a miracle By God

Chorus
G-O-L-F Golf is a fore letter word
And I've learned mnore four letter words playing golf
Then you have ever heard
S-H-I teed it into the woods again
Thats why I like my M-U-L-L-I-G-A-N

verse 2
A freakish wind has taken your shot and landed in the rough
Behind a tree stump in a woodchuck hole, your lie is mighty tough
With a foot wedge shot you hit it clear and aim it at the flag
But it hits two trees and a cart path bounce and it ends up in your bag

Chorus

Verse 3
Well, my brand new putter's like a useless utter on a big old angus bull
Cause when I putt I usually hear "You're away, still!"
Its 2 putt, 3 putt, 4 putt, 5 putt, you see why I'm so mean
Cause even if I 1 putt to ther hole, it was 8 strokes to the green

Chorus

Outro
Mulligan, Mulligan, If I may be so bold
I wish the PGA would rule there's one for every hole

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