Lyrics

COMEDIC VERSION: "I FEEL FAT"

I feel fat [4x]

Up and down the scale
I've been everywhere
Mostly I stay stuck
At numbers I can't bear
Meditation does nothing to elevate my mood

I feel fat
Top, middle, behind
I feel fat
That's my state of mind
I feel fat
Everywhere I go
I feel fat
And it shows, I know

Though I drape my self
With clothes that do not cling
Solid, striped or plaid
It doesn't hide a thing
What's the use of dressing well, if it does you no good?

You can't believe how hard it is to lose
The pounds you've carried all these years
And when the world tells me I'm overweight it just
brings me to tears

I feel fat
Yet food is all I crave
I feel fat
I wish I could behave
I feel fat
Sitting in a chair
I feel fat
Climbing up the stairs

Though I hate my size
I cannot help my self
Diet pills and drinks
Stay sitting on the shelf
All that money wasted when it could have gone to food

You can't imagine how it feels to be
Ten extra sizes than you should
And if there only was a way to slim myself quickly I would

I feel fat [vamp & fade]