Lyrics

GREASE MONKEY REDNECK

DOWN IN THE BACKWOODS OF BLACK BIRD HOLLER
THEY GET IT WITH THE SUN TO MAKE AN HONEST DOLLAR
THERE?S GUS?S (JESSIE'S) GARAGE OFF COUNTY 109 (ONE-OH-NINE)
WHERE THE MID NIGHT COWBOYS KNOW TO TAKE THEIR RIDES

CHORUS:
HE (SHE) PUTS THEM UP ON THE RACK, GIVES THE MOTOR A LISTEN
TWEAKS THE TIMING A BIT ?TILL SHE PURRS LIKE A KITTEN
ALL THE SMOKEY?S IN THE HOLLER ARE A NERVOUS WRECK
HE?S (SHE'S) A HIGH TECH REJECT, GREASE MONKEY REDNECK

HE?LL ( SHE'LL) ADJUST YOUR SHOCKS SO YOU DON?T SPILL A DROP
GET YOUR HI/LOW BEAMS SEEING IN THE FOG
AN? IF YOUR ENGINE THROWS A ROD ROUNDIN? THAT LAST LAP
YOU?LL BE NEED?N REPAIR AND YOU?LL BE NEED?N IT FAST

REPEAT CHORUS:

BRIDGE:
HE (SHE) DON?T WEAR NO DIAGNOSTICATED WHITE-LAB-COAT
TAKE YOUR COMPUTER SCIENCE? DEGREE AND GO BLOW SMOKE
10-W-30?S UP UNDER HIS (HER) NAILS
AND HIS (HER) NASCAR TROPHIES KEEP HIM (HER) OUT OF JAIL

REPEAT CHORUS

ALL THE SMOKEY?S IN THE HOLLER ARE A NERVOUS WRECK
HE?S (SHE'S) A HIGH TECH REJECT, GREASE MONKEY REDNECK


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