Lyrics

If Santa Was A Cowboy  
(words and music by Vikki Lee)

IF SANTA WAS A COWBOY
HE WOULDN'T NEED NO SLEIGH
THERE WOULD BE A RODEO
EVERY CHRISTMAS DAY
HE'D DECK THE HALLS WITH CATTLE CALLS
AND SILVER SPURS FOR TOYS
WRANGLERS FOR ALL THE GIRLS AND BOYS

HI HO HI HO HI HO YODEL LAY DI OH
HE WOULDN'T LET YOU DOWN BOYS
HI HO HI HO HI HO YODEL LAY DI OH
IF SANTA WAS A COWBOY

HE'D BE COOKIN UP SOME BEANS
OVER YULE-TIDE LOGS
HE DON'T NEED NO LITTLE ELVES
TO HELP HIM DRIVE THE HOGS
TALL UP IN THE SADDLE IN HIS DIRTY BOOTS
I'D RATHER BE A MAN LIKE HIM
THEN SOME BIG FAT OL' COOT
Chorus

HE GOES TO TOWN FOR WHISKEY
NOT COOKIES AND WARM MILK
HE DECORATES THE SAGE WITH CHAW
AS HE ROAMS THE HILLS
NEATH A  STARRY BLANKET
HE SLEEPS OUT ON THE RANGE
A ROOTIN TOOTIN HOLIDAY
RIGHT THROUGH NEW YEARS DAY