Story Behind The Song

Hero of story does drugs and ends up broke, homeless... but in a funny way.

Song Description

A polka with dark humor about "that long road"

Lyrics

Don't bother me now with those nickels and dimes 'cause I just found out where the coke is.
Laughing so hard my neighbors upstairs are wondering just what the joke is.
Smoking 1/4 ounce joints and forgetting my points... oh man, what the hell was I saying?
Oh it doesn't matter just give me a hit and remind me what song we were playing.
Chewing on paper and swallowing shrooms, eyedroppers full of LSD. Colors and tracers and hot and cold chills, all so our minds can be free.
Expanding the mind is the name of the game, it's a trip that's almost worth taking. A new world you'll see, a new person you'll be, from the brain cells you've succeeded in baking.
The bliss of drugs, the bliss of drugs,
They'll turn you into gangsters, pimps and thugs.
The bliss of drugs, the bliss of drugs,
I'll spike a vein and enjoy the bliss of drugs.
Mixing booze, coke and pills before I get out of bed, not to memtion what I do before lunch.
Micro-dots ludes, and rails of angel dust, together they pack quite a punch. Whose place is this and what day is this, and do you have any money I can borrow?
You see my mom threw me out when she simply lost count of the times I said I'd find a job tomorrow.

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