Lyrics

Living Large -D. Furlong ©2004


When I get a little hungry I gather my clan
And we all pile into the minivan.
Get a bag of burgers and a bucket of fries
You need a little extra when you?re super-sized.
Then it?s back in the car and down to the mall
I think I just heard a Cinnabon call.

Chorus:
I?m living large?..larger than life
I got three huge kids and I can?t get my arms around my wife
They say it?ll kill me but so far I?m okay
?Cause living large is the American weigh.

My doc says I ought to take an exercise class
I think he?s trying to tell me that I?ve got a fat ass.
But my new sweat pants fit me just like a glove
And my baby says she?s happy ?cause there?s so much to love
After all these years she?s still the girl of my dreams
She?s even sweeter than a Krispy Kreme.

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You might think I got a calorie Jones
But I ain?t heavy, I just got big bones

When I take my family out for a treat
We like to hit the buffet ?cause it?s all you can eat
From across the room the dessert cart beckons
Better leave some room, maybe just have seconds.
Then it?s off to the movie with the other folk
For a jumbo popcorn and a diet coke.

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