Don Shearer

Don Shearer

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Plays:

82

Song Description

Got Hair? Once you start losing hair, a do of any length is essentially a comb over. Recording by the Peein In The Dark Band and Don Shearer

Story Behind the Song

Got Hair? Once you start losing hair, a do of any length is essentially a comb over. Recording by the Peein In The Dark Band and Don Shearer

Lyrics

Open
The cruel and relentless winds of time are blowing through my hair.
My follicles are failing and my scalp is just plain scared.
Now if you suffer this same fate, there is something you can do.
For I've discovered a stylish trick, and I'll share it now with you.

Chorus
Comb it over, Comb it over
Don't you let your bald spot show.
Comb it over, Comb it over
Only your barber needs to know.
Your head will be much warmer and protected from the snow
Comb it over, Comb it over
Don't you let your bald spot show.

Verse
Now if you are woman who is losing all her hair.
I don't know what to tell you, life just isn't very fair.
Now, if you want equality, well it's time to make your stand.
Comb it over, Comb it over
Hey, you'll look just like a man.

Chorus
Bridge
Now, if your hair loss is advanced
Please don't break down and grieve.
Get yourself a hair appliance - you know: as seen on T.V!
No doubt there will be pain involved, and, of course, you'll look quite silly.
But the chicks will all adore you with a ponytail like Willie.

Verse
Recently I've realized I'm not really losing hair.
But something quite mysterious is happening up there.
What once grew lush upon my head, but now I seem to lack,
Is actually migrating south and growing on my back.

Chorus

Song Length
3:55
Genres
Folk - Rock, Folk - Alternative
Tempo / Feel
Medium Slow (91 - 110)
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal
Mood
Joyful

Subject Matter
Comedy, Funny, Disguise, Masks


Language
English
Era
2000 and later

Lyric Credits Don Shearer
Music Credits Don Shearer
Producer Credits Don Shearer, Ted Kuster
Publisher Credits Don Shearer Media
Performance Credits Don Shearer, Ted Kuster, Laura Jue, Kai Lyons, Mark Jeffries
Label Credits Don Shearer Media