Song Description

Everyone has a dirty little secret...

Lyrics

Tucked deep inside a dark closet I hide
A dangerous secret, a threat to my pride
Just because you?re my friend
True to the end
I trust you and want you to please understand
That I have a weakness for Pop Tarts.

I can see by the look on your face
You?re disgusted I?m busted
Fallen from grace
But I?m begging you please have a heart
Because I have a notion for toastin
A mouth-watering Pop Tart

Mother raised me up right,
No junk food in sight
Granola with soy milk to start the day right
I was age twenty nine when I fell out of line
And had my first taste of this pastry devine
And now I have a weakness for Pop Tarts

And I still see that look on your face
You?re disgusted I?m busted
Fallen from grace
But I?m begging you please have a heart
Because I have a notion for toastin
A mouth watering Pop Tart
Sticky and sweet, a preservative treat
Fresh from the toaster and ready to eat
but don?t let it burn, this lesson I?ve learned
Cuz there?s no way to eat ? incinerated sugar!

Please stop making that horrible face
You?re disgusted I?m busted
Fallen from grace
But I?m begging you please have a heart
Because I have a notion for toastin
A vitamin fortified
Fruit-filled favorite
Frosted fantasy
Mouth-watering Pop-Tart
(with sprinkles)