Song Description
2013 USA Songwriting Competition - Finalist
2012 Great American Song Contest - Top 5 Winner
2012 International Songwriting Competition - Semi-Finalist
| Song Length |
3:16 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk, Country - Boogie |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Subject |
Comedy, Funny, Party |
Language |
English |
Lyrics
Saw a preacher on HDTV
He claims he cares about my soul
He says we'll never get to heaven
As long as we keep listening to rock n' roll
We're all going straight to hell
We're all going straight to hell
He knows what God's thinking and he can tell
That we're all going straight to hell
That preacher said New York City
It's like the devil's playground here
We got pushers, pimps, jews, drunks, hookers, crackheads, and freaks
And everybody else is queer
We're all going straight to hell
We're all going straight to hell
He knows what God's thinking and he can tell
That we're all going straight to hell
He said we're all going straight to hell
And maybe that's true
But the pleasure in his voice and his hand in my pocket
Makes me think that he'll be coming too
We're all going straight to hell
We're all going straight to hell
He knows what God's thinking and he can tell
That we're all going straight to hell
When I arrive at the Pearly Gates
On my dying day
If they tell me that preacher was right
This is what I'll say
You can all kiss my ass
You can all kiss my ass
If that's what heaven's like, I think I'll pass
You can all kiss my ass
We're all going straight to hell
We're all going straight to hell
Let's all get drunk, we might as well
'Cause we're all going straight to hell
Let's all get drunk, we might as well
'Cause we're all going straight to hell