Lyrics

T. Martoony?s
© 2004 David Hall songwriter.

Timmy Martoony has his own little dive
It?s a crazy little bar off of highway five
There?s 15 TV?s and a Harley inside
Everything on the menu is country fried

Yea Crazy old Timmy?s behind the bar
Yea singing with the jukebox like a star
Favorite pool table and all my friends
Hey how bout some crimson tide pigskin

I?ll have two martinis at T. Martoony?s
And another round for my friends
A Yacht of Shaager and Bore more Fears
Another tongue-tied weekend
I?ll have two martinis at T. Martoony?s
And another round for my friends
Risky on the woks just getting started
Another party-packed weekend
Hanging with friends

Oh the sweet sound of Garth?s guitar
As I hit the limit on my credit card,
T. Martoony?s my favorite place
Laughing partying getting faced

I?ll have two martinis at T. Martoony?s
And another round for my friends
A Yacht of Shaager and Bore more Fears
Another tongue-tied weekend
I?ll have two martinis at T. Martoony?s
And another round for my friends
It not that I am lis-dexic,
Just another party-packed weekend
Hanging with friends

I?ll have two martinis at T. Martoony?s
And another round for my friends
A Yacht of Shaager and Bore more Feers
Another tongue-tied weekend

I?ll have two martinis at T. Martoony?s
And another round for my friends
A Yacht of Shaager and Bore more Feers
Another tongue-tied weekend
I?ll have two martinis at T. Martoony?s
And another round for my friends
A bottle in front of me a frontal lobotomy,
Another tongue-tied weekend
Hanging with friends