Lyrics

A quick fix
A hot pick
A video meltdown
A wedding that lasted an hour
A sex tape
A court case
A race to the White House
A disgrace we can devour
Build them up then make them fall
You like to watch as they crawl
Take a bow you gave it (your) all.

You wanna be famous
You've got to be someone
It doesn't matter what it takes to get there
So put your life on the TV
Sell your soul for small fee
It doesn't matter who you break to get there
You're a celebrity, celebrity, celebrity for sure
They will love you even more
Celebrity, celebrity, celebrity du jour
They don't love you anymore

A car chase
A pastor
A bitch from the tundra
A daughter that couldn't abstain
An heiress
A mistress
An expert on hot air
A swimmer that made a mistake
Build them up and stand them tall
You like to watch as they fall
You take the bait they'll give you more.

You wanna be famous
You've got to be someone
It doesn't matter what it takes to get there
So put your life on the TV
Sell your soul for small fee
It doesn't matter who you break to get there
You're a celebrity, celebrity, celebrity for sure
They will love you even more
Celebrity, celebrity, celebrity du jour
They don't love you anymore

Marry a millionaire
You're gonna bleach your hair
You're gonna make them stare
You don't really care
You're only happy when you're
Living your life for the camera
Marry a millionaire
You know you're nearly there
You know you made them stare
You don't really care
You're only happy when you're
Living your life for the camera

You wanna be famous
You've got to be someone
It doesn't matter what it takes to get there
So put your life on the TV
Sell your soul for small fee
It doesn't matter who you break to get there
You're a celebrity, celebrity, celebrity for sure
They will love you even more
Celebrity, celebrity, celebrity du jour
They don't love you anymore