Lyrics

Everybody heard mt screetching brakes
I slammed the front door and started to shake
my wide eyd wife siad whts wrong with you?

they laid me off we got bills to pay
it makes me sick the way it is todya
I thought you hated that place
she siad I'll put a smile on that face
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So she pulls the shades, locks the door
I'm grinnin big wonderin whats in store
she siad I got a cure for the pain you feel
the sickness you got takes a woman to heal
so she killed the phone, popped a beer
kissed me down to the floor
whis[ered in my ear
Ive got good medicine for what is wrong
just call me doctor love from now on

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soakin wet and ready to explode
i kicked the house and brokw my toe
she started to laugh and siad what have you doen
I went fishing today and fell out of the boat, someone sole my truck
I walked home soaked
if you insist on breaking your bones, you better learn how to moan
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came home sick just the othe day
knew I had a fever she made it go away
Ive become a hypochondriac
just one lokk at her brings on an attack
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