Song Description

Written about some poor person wanting a sorry man

Lyrics

You come waltzin in tonight
Looking for a real good fight
But honey, this just ain?t the day
Yeah, I know what you thought this?d be
But before you go and irritate me
You might want to hear what I have to say

You want me to know just where you stand
You seem to think I want that man
But darlin?, you might be surprised
You tell me what your gonna do
If I try and stop you
But I think that it?s time you realized
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That I wouldn?t give him the time of the day
He ain?t worth the skin that the good Lord put him in
And I don?t know what on earth you?d want him for
But darlin? if you want him, he?s yours

He comes home too late at night
Never turns off the light
We could make a list of things I can?t stand
And all he does is make me mad
I?ve spent all the patience that I?ve had
And I?d be glad for you to take him off my hands

He never puts the seat back down
And I know that he?s been around
And I can?t stand the smell of his shoes
And how someone can be so mean
Is totally beyond me
But, hey, he might be nicer to you

CHORUS

I?ve had enough of him, and I can guarantee we?re through
But if you?re gonna take him, I?ll start praying for you

CHORUS

Oh, darling, you can have him, he?s all yours