Lyrics

Chicken

If I was a chicken I?d lay eggs every day
I lay ?em high and I?d lay ?em low and I?d lay ?em in the hay
And if I was a chicken I?d sleep inside my coop
And if I was a chicken I?d do loads of chicken poop
But girl I aint no chicken I?m just a boy from a country farm
I?m gonna take you down to the chicken shack and hold you in my arms

If I was a bullfrog I?d hop around the pond
I?d hop to here and I?d hop to there and I?d hop on over yon?
And if I was a bullfrog on my lilypad
I?d think about my family my bullfrog mum and dad
But girl I aint no bullfrog I?m just a boy from a country farm
I?m gonna take you down to the pond and hold you in my arms

If I was a buffalo I?d be in a buffalo herd
I?d roam around eatin? grass all day and I wouldn?t say a word
That?s on account of bein? a buffalo ?cos buffalos don?t say shit
Just droppin bombs on the praire all day and flies fly into it
But girl I aint no buffalo I?m just a boy from a country farm
I?m gonna take you down to the buffalo herd and hold you in my arms

If I was a hippo I wouldn?t twitch or fidget
I?d hang around a circus tent and swallow me a midget
And if I was a hippo covered in mud and grass
I?d wait for ernie dingo to come and I?d kick his scrawny ass
But girl I aint no hippo I?m just a boy from a country farm
I?m gonna take you down to the swamp and hold you in my arms

If I was a turkey I?d gobble ?round the ranch
I?d gobble everything I saw until I got cramp
And if I was a turkey on this land I?m living
I?d be upon your dinner plate right around thanksgiving
But girl I aint no turkey I?m just a boy from a country farm
I?m gonna take you down to the ranch and hold you in my arms