Song Description

What might happen if you complain about the cook too aoften.

Lyrics

The Kitchen's on Fire - © 2001 - Words and Music by Chris Dasch

I used to make a fuss, and be a down right ornery cuss
At supper time, if the meal was overdone
But I learned my lesson well, never slight a southern belle
She'll get even just as sure as the settin' sun

She set the kitchen on fire, as a cook she retired
I left her ego bruised, so she lit the fuse
Just look at what I've inspired
From the looks of things, I must conclude
I better get used to microwave food
The situation is dire, cause the kitchen's on fire

All the neighbors are lookin on, there's a fire truck on the lawn
And a man asked if I knew what sparked the blaze
With a nervous lump in my throat, I explained why all the smoke
He said son don't you realize, you been fannin' the flame

In time, I hope, she cools down
But now, she wants, to burn

Is it just me or is it hot in here
What's that smell
Oooooh my God
Somebody call 911