Song Description

Real men are tired of being told that underweight women are sexy.

Lyrics

CHORUS
You skinny women, you're giving me the blues.
You got a body, that you cannot use.
We go to dinner, you won't eat your food.
and though they call it good looking, well I call it abuse.
Now I'm just trying to find a woman I can bite into.

VERSE 1
Alright, that's it, I've got a bone to pick
You ain't sexy 'cause you look like a stick.
I've been biting my lip for as long as I can,
And now it's my duty to speak as a man.
The guys I know, don't need trophy wives.
We dig big women, butts, bodies and minds.
So get off my screen, get off of my TV.
I ain't got time for the weak and the needy.

VERSE 2
I don't mean to offend or objectify
fitness is great, even Atkins is fine.
But starving yourself ain't no way to live
I prefer the kind of woman who's got something to give
What's sexy, babe? Think way back when.
It's Marilyn who still reigns in the hearts of men.
So get off my screen, get off of my TV.
I ain't got time for the weak and the needy.

VERSE 2
There's something about you girl.
You're a hazard to my health.
If I wanted a little boy, I'd go shave myself.