Song Description

A list of the things i need. Very witty. Amazing hook. (Well, anyone can say that.) The typical loser song.

Lyrics

MY LITTLE LIST

I need a girl
I need a new car
A tv that works
A Steve Vai guitar
I need a job
Or maybe I don?t
I know I should change
But I probably won?t

The heebie jeebies got a crush on me
But I think I?ll do without misery
Soon all my worries will be history
Cause I got the solution

My disposition?s on its final rope
But never fear, there?s always hope
There?s always nicotine and booze and dope
And that?s just the beginning

I need a girl
I need a new car
A tv that works
A Steve Vai guitar
I need a job
Or maybe I don?t
I know I should change
But I probably won?t

I?m on a roll, I better let it flow
Where this could go, nobody knows
Because I?m appetite from head to toe
You better get out of my way

I need a thrill
A stylish goatee
A new kind of pill
Some more therapy
I need some booze
Or maybe caffeine
A new pair of shoes
Some more self esteem

I need a girl
I need a new car
A tv that works
A Steve Vai guitar
I need a job
Or maybe I don?t
I know I should change
But I probably won?t

My little list will cure the worst disease
See for yourself, just look at me
I?m sick and tired of always saying please
So gimme gimme gimme more

I need a friend
Someone I can trust
I need a day off
Some time to adjust
I need some space
A room with a view
I need some more cash
My rent?s overdue

I need a break
A little more time
But what I need most
Is something that rhymes
A mademoiselle
Or maybe a frau
Whatever it is
I need it right now

I need a thrill
A stylish goatee
A new kind of pill
Some more therapy
I need some booze
Or maybe caffeine
A new pair of shoes
Some more self esteem

I need a girl
I need a new car
A tv that works
A Steve Vai guitar
I need a job
Or maybe I don?t
I know I should change
But I won?t
No I won?t
Because I?m ok just the way I am