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Uncle Pony
He has a funny name that rhymes with macaroni
Father of my cousins, Eenie, Tim and Joanie
No one could replace my favorite Uncle Pony

He?s Daddy?s big brother and the son of Daddy?s mother
He was named after Grandpa, nick-named Junior
Born at the time of the Greatest Generation so
He didn?t have much but an education
Had a little pony that he rode as a kid I bet he
Never thought once he?d be a star for havin? it
He could a picked another name, but the one that came to be?

Uncle Pony
He has a funny name that rhymes with macaroni
Father of my cousins, Eenie, Tim and Joanie
No one can replace my favorite Uncle Pony

Well, he fought in the war, volunteered as a fireman
Camped with the Boy Scouts, caught fish in the bay
Snores like an ol? man, drives like a maniac,
Dances like a buffer on fresh waxed parquet
Looks real mean and growls like a grizzly but
He?s gentle as a lamb, so help me Jesus
Always loved the trumpet and you should really hear him play?

Uncle Pony
He has a funny name that rhymes with macaroni
Father of my cousins, Eenie, Tim and Joanie
No one can replace my favorite Uncle Pony