Lyrics

I?m a dork I know I am
You can make fun of me I don?t give a damn
I don?t care what they all say ?cause they don?t know just what I?ll be
A rock star and a porn star too

So here I go down to the store
I picked up a guitar and a camera
I teach myself how to play
Me and my girl make films all day

I?m a dork I know I am
You can make fun of me I don?t give a damn
I don?t give a damn
I don?t care what they all say ?cause they don?t know just what I?ll be
A rock star and a porn star too

Now gigs at night and films all day
Every guy dreams my reality
To hell with those they laughed at me
If only now they could see

I?m a dork I know I am
You can make fun of me I don?t give a damn
I don?t care what they all say ?cause they don?t know just what I?ll be
A rock star and a porn star too

Well things didn?t turn out as I thought
All the fun stopped since I got caught
I never told her I was taping her
Well things will never go back to how they were

I?m a dork I know I am
You can make fun of me I don?t give a damn
I don?t care what they all say ?cause they don?t know just what I?ll be
A rock star, I was a porn star