Lyrics

I had the perfect girl
She was the best
I loved her hair, her eyes, her smile
Even the way she dressed
She meant so much to me
I knew my love was true
Cause I paid more attention to her
Than I did my playstation 2

She had a hold on me, I was utterly obsessed
But she dieted way too much and she accidentally starved to death
And now I'm stuck with you
Guess you'll have to do
You're rather swell there babe, but you really need to get a clue
Cause baby, wouldn't you agree?
That it'd be best if maybe you could try to be
A little bit more like her

Sometimes I close my eyes and..
It kinda feels the same
But then you go get all upset
When I start calling out her name
You'll never fill her shoes
So don't you even try
But you know, she left behind some dresses...
And they're just about your size

And I wouldn't need you but it causes disconcert
When I'm trying to get it on between six feet of dirt
Now I'm stuck with you
Left with number 2
Why can't you understand what I'm trying to explain to you?
Cause baby, wouldn't you agree?
That it'd be best if maybe you could try to be
A little bit more like her
A little bit more like her
A littel bit more like her

[solo]

Don't give me that tone of voice
You always knew you were second choice
It's nothing personal of course
You're just a volvo and she was a porshe
And by some unfortunate twist of luck
I ended up with you and you suck...
But not better than her

So baby wouldn't you agree?
That it'd be best if maybe you could try to be
A little bit more like her
(Don't give me that tone of voice)
A little bit more like her
(You always knew you were second choice)
A little bit more like her
(It's nothing personal of course)
A little bit more like her
(You're just a volvo and she was a porshe)
A little bit more like her