Lyrics

I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
So I don't have to tell her goodbye
Cause breaking up's so hard to do
And if she were dead, well I wouldn't have to
So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die

After much consideration
I've decided to move on
We've been together now for 6 long years
When I lost that bet and took her to the prom
But I can't bring myself to tell her
And that got me to start to think
That I could save her lots of agony
If somehow she were made to be extinct

I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
So I don't have to tell her goodbye
I don't have the heart to tell her
We just don't belong together
So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die

Well it?s so hard to say it?s over
She seems to care for me so much
She?s trying to tell me that we?re meant to be
And I?m trying to tell her that this sucks
But I said I?d never leave her
And so it seems I?m kind of stuck
I guess I?m gonna have to wait things out
And hope she gets run over by a truck

I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
So I don?t have to tell her goodbye
You said you?d die if?
So I?m just speeding up the inevitable
I wish I wish my girlfriend would die

People say I have a problem
And my way of thinking is obscene
They say I?m anti-confrontational
But I don?t even know what the hell that means
But I do know this ain?t working
And if her death did come about
She?d die happy and then I?d be free
To finally get to ask her sister out

I wish I wish my girlfriend would die
So I don?t have to tell her goodbye
Cause breaking up?s so hard to do
And if she were dead, well I wouldn?t have to
So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die