Story Behind The Song
if you must drink , drink alone, if not that then with somone or something
Song Description
something Waylon or Willy or David Allen Coe could be proud of
| Song Length |
1:00 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk, Blues - Country |
| Similar Artists |
Willie Nelson, Hank Williams |
| |
Lyrics
DRUNK AS YOU THINK
bluesdog ONE
He was a bar stool bully, beard was kinda wooly, he head big arms
from pulling beer up a pulley, he said "I been drinking beer,
since I was age 12 I ain't never been hurt I ain't never been killed, when I tried to expalin that things could of been better he
lifted up his leg and he peed on my sweater
Outside the bar , there was this chick she was smoking she said, "Buy me a drink man, I ainta joking!", buy you a drink baby i know better the man in the beard he peed on my sweater, home made sweater"
" Home made sweater " she said, " who did the knitting?"
When I told her that my mama did she purred like a kitten
Well I left that girl with a smoke and a kiss and went off to find
a corner 'cause i had to take a ... leak, then i walked a half a block to get to my car 'cause i have a standing rule about parking next to bars, when i got to my car, I remembered my keys were back in the bar, hanging on the wall, next to a note that said "Don't let him drive at all"
I'm not as think as you drunk, not a drunk as you think, I'm not as
sink as you sunk not as thunk as you drink, not as drunk as u think
I decided to add a verse that would Waylon or Willy or David Allen Coe proud,
My car was a truck,parked out in the rain, down by the tracks, you know where the trains are, about a half a mile form the county jail where I spent 3 weeks 'cause i couldn't make bail