Lyrics

Well I got this friend and his name is Freddy
All the babydolls call him sugardaddy
Everytime we meet he has a different chick
I said come on Freddy tell me whats your trick

He said I own my own business and I make a lot of money
And I don't have time for no steady honey
All that leads to is matrimony
And thats the main ingredient for alimony
You see I've already been there and done that bit
Why get it free when you can pay for it

Well Freddy I see your point of view
I been dating this chick with a attitude
One day hot the next day cold
This changing weather's getting old

He said if you had the flu you'd call a physician
And if you had a short you'd call an electrician
Sounds like you need a little expertise
But why buy the cow when you can lease
Here call this beeper when you need a little bit
Why get it free when you can pay for it

I called that beeper and I put in my number
Soon I was talking to a chick named Summer
We set up a place and a time to meet
When I saw Summer I dropped my teeth

I gave her the money then things got odd
Summer said she was undercover for the vice squad
She booked me and cuffed me and threw me in the slammer
The judge read the find then he slammed his hammer
He said your picking up hookers son had better quit
You get caught by the law you're going to pay for it

So there I was sitting in the jail
Tring to call Freddy to go my bail
I look up what do I see
They're throwing Freddy in the cell with me
I said from here on out you listen to me
Why pay for it when you can get it free